Valve’s head honcho Gabe Newell revealed in an odds-defying statement today that 93% of Steam users were born on January 1st.
“It’s something that’s been really bothering us for awhile,” a visibly befuddled Newell told The Noble Eskimo. “The odds of this happening are even less than a billion-to-one. In fact, this is without a doubt the least likely thing that has ever happened on this planet. 93% of our more-than 30 million users were born on January 1st. It’s incredible.”
Crunching the numbers reveals approximately 27,900,000 of its users share the same New Year’s birthday.