10 signs you play Minecraft too much

1. You’ve tried getting wood by punching the trees in your backyard.

2. You’ve tried mining for coal in your backyard.

3. Reality suddenly isn’t cubic enough.

4. You’re disappointed that real saplings take more than a few hours to grow into full-sized trees.

5. When dusk falls, you panic, run home, and pray you don’t run into any zombies.

6. You arrange office supplies in groups of 64.

7. You’re on the “all bacon, all the time” diet.

8. You’ve taken up cactus farming (and you don’t even live in an arid area).

9. Your solution to saving energy is to go dig for lightstone.

10. You can’t understand why punching sheep in the real world doesn’t give you wool.


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